Um... dear? Is there anything you need to tell me?

Okay, so I know this story has been on MANY other posts, but it's just so darn funny I can't help myself. It fits in so well with my stupid news stuff.

I especially like how the neighbor's wife consents to this whole thing even though she KNOWS that her husband is sterile! I like the simplicity of how they put it in the article "When his own wife objected". I can just picture that conversation.

Guess what honey?

What?

You know our neighbor and his hot wife? Turns out that he's sterile, and he figures since our kids turned out so cute, he wants to pay me $2500 to impregnate his wife! Isn't that GREAT???

Um... honey... I don't think that's a very good idea... the kids... um... they're.. not... um... you're not... um...

"I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."


So, eventually, she consented. Do you think she was planning on using some of the money to buy some sexy outfit to wear for the REAL father of their children?